July 28, 2009

All the recent talk of Dashiell Snow has reminded me that, perhaps more than anything else, to be a man means to want to ejaculate in or on things, all the time.

Perhaps you remember the much-circulated photograph of Alexandra Kerry’s ‘accidental’ wardrobe malfunction at Cannes. Would it have been reprehensible of me to have masturbated to it, given that I did not yet know she was my cousin? From what I gather, it is not uncommon for boys to masturbate to photographs of topless women.


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